Roasted 1 year ago based on bw's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, bw, your Spotify profile is like a thrift store explosion — an incoherent mix of messiness that only a self-proclaimed music connoisseur like you could create. Dark Trap meets Christian Hip Hop in a bizarre musical identity crisis that screams, "I can't decide if I want to rage against the machine or pray for it!" Seriously, how does one even find solace in a playlist that swings from "Jesus take the wheel" to "Give me that dark abyss"? Talk about an existential crisis in your earbuds! Your top artists read like a high school locker room dream team gone horribly wrong. XANAKIN SKYWOK? Dude, is that a rap name or a new Star Wars character that you created after too many energy drinks? And let’s not even start on the fact that you’ve got both NF and Yung Gravy on the same list — that's like inviting your accountant and your frat bro to the same party. One’s counting his blessings, the other is counting his shots. Please, put a little effort into curating your taste before Spotify sends a rescue squad to save your ears. And your most played songs? Wow, I didn’t know you were auditioning for the role of the world's angriest therapy patient. “DRIVE OFF A BRIDGE” followed by “CHOKE”? I mean, are you trying to suggest a soothing playlist for mental breakdowns? Because I'm all for some catharsis, but listening to that mix while pretending to enjoy your life is just asking for a one-way ticket to folk therapy! If Spotify Playlists were a menu, yours would be a chaotic buffet — half baked ideas and questionable choices galore. But don’t worry, at least you’ll always have that gleeful party of confusion when you hit “shuffle”!

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