Roasted 1 year ago based on Linus's long term Spotify stats.

Linus, your Spotify choices scream “identity crisis.” You’ve got more genre contradictions than a toddler at a family reunion. I mean, how do you jam out to "Rap" and "Children's Music" in the same breath? It's like trying to be a hardcore gangster and a lullaby-singing parent at the same time. At any given moment, I half-expect you to start dropping bars about sorting Lego bricks right after a verse about selling drugs. It's as if you’re auditioning for a bizarre reality show called “Keeping Up with the Kids & Cringe.” Let’s take a look at your top artists. TKKG? Really? The only way you could get more elementary is if you started playing songs by the "Baby Shark" franchise on repeat. When you say your favorite is “Die drei ???,” I can’t help but wonder if that’s a warning about your music taste. It’s like you’re collecting artist names in alphabetical order of embarrassment. I can only imagine the confused looks from your friends when they check out your playlist during a road trip, with the faint sound of children’s music overlapping the latest drill banger. Bravo, Linus, you’ve managed to create a vibe that’s both baffling and borderline criminal! Your most played songs read like a Spotify playlist made by a cat walking over a keyboard. Sure, you've got some hefty names like Travis Scott and Drake in there to lend you an air of credibility, but let’s face it: they’re out here making you look like a thrift store musician. Let’s be honest; the majority of your jam sessions seem to revolve around raging like it's 1995 but making sure you have a solid back-up plan for nap time. Sorry, buddy, but when your biggest vibe is a race between “I Can’t Save You” and “Rich Baby Daddy,” you might want to rethink your life choices—unless “adulting” and “being a wise guy” is on your playlist.

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