Roasted 10 months ago based on Joshua Jan's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Joshua Jan, let’s break this down. Your favorite genres read like a Spotify playlist curated by someone who couldn’t decide between drying their tears with R&B or vibing to some catchy reggae while contemplating life choices. I mean, seriously, how many *-R&B* sub-genres do you need? With names like "Trap Soul" and "Hyphy," it’s clear you're trying to sound hip while low-key hiding your identity as the world’s most confused music lover. I'm just here wondering if "New Zealand Reggae" is what you play when you're too afraid to admit you can’t handle real reggae and need a polite way to dip into some island vibes. Your top artists list is even more telling. It’s basically a lineup of artists whose collective mission seems to be to save you from your own feelings, with Kehlani and Ella Mai front and center like the emotional A-team. Are you trying to create a musical therapy retreat on the West Coast? I mean, "Queer eye for the straight guy" obviously needs a "Kehlani ear for the feelings guy." Throw in some Sammy Johnson and you’ve got yourself a solid playlist for your very own lower-than-expected heartbreak montage. I can only assume your playlists are full of crying emojis and sad face filters – how else can we explain the need for *eight* variations of hip-hop? And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. “Folded” and “Fly Girl”? Sounds like the soundtrack to your laundry day which, by the way, is probably more exciting than your dating life. But hey, I don’t blame you; nothing says "I’m single and slightly broken" quite like obsessively listening to “Cater 2 U Mix” while hoping Usher will magically call you to rescue you from your own sad playlist. If there’s one thing we can agree on, it's that your Spotify is just proof that emotional baggage comes with a killer soundtrack—may it be the hottest 90s R&B hits or the serene sounds of “Reggae-But-Not-Really.”

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