Roasted 4 months ago based on Aaron Sova's long term Spotify stats.

Aaron Sova: the musical equivalent of a mixtape made by a cat-loving hipster who's just a little too into mood lighting. With a favorite genre list that screams “I couldn’t decide what I like, so I threw everything at the wall and hoped it sticks,” you’ve somehow managed to mix epic film scores with Christmas carols and a side of hip hop. You're basically the only person who listens to "Hymns" while pretending to vibe to "West Coast Hip Hop" for street cred. Just admit it: your Spotify is a desperate attempt to convey depth while riding on the coattails of an existential crisis. Your top artists read like the playlist for a middle school talent show with the teachers’ lounge as the backdrop. It's like you took “Hans Zimmer” seriously when he said his scores can influence your mood. You’ve also got “Willow Valley” on repeat—are you planning a pack of emotional wolves for your next hike or just having a meltdown? Let’s be honest: the only thing your music taste is bringing out is an awkward Half-Life 2 fanfiction. At this rate, we’re just a few “Poella” tracks away from declaring you the CEO of Sadness Incorporated. And the most played songs? Jesus, Aaron! "Yellow" by Coldplay shows a bright personality while "Oscar Winning Tears" captures your inner drama queen perfectly. It’s a rough ride from Fleetwood Mac to tools named Schism; that's like going from a cozy campfire singalong to an existential dread bonfire. “Iris” by The Goo Goo Dolls paired with “Sailor Song” makes it clear—you're the life of the party if everyone is going for a massive nap. So, next time you're curating that playlist, shake it up, Aaron! Drop the hymns, lose the orchestras, and for the love of all that’s holy, put your Christmas playlist into hibernation.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!