Roasted 2 years ago based on Bakini's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Bakini, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school "cool kid" experiment gone horribly wrong. It’s like you accidentally bumped into a music store and inhaled whatever fumes were emanating from the bargain bin of genre identity. You must really enjoy telling people you love “rap,” “metalcore,” and “pop punk” as if they’re a set of collectible Pokémon cards—realizing one day you’ll have to return to the real world and admit you’ve never actually evolved past the “you-need-a-taste-makeover” stage. Let’s talk about your top artists for a second, shall we? Jelly Roll, Mac Miller, and Lil Peep? Wow, how avant-garde. Are you preparing for a nationwide tour titled “Songs to Cry in the Shower To”? And then you’ve got A Day To Remember — that’s right on brand! You’ve clearly smashed all these genres together like some kind of sad musical smoothie where the only ingredients are regret and bad decisions. You do realize those artists are probably shaking their heads in disbelief that someone can like them while simultaneously jamming out to “Modern Country Pop,” right? And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. Wow, how original! “Halfway to Hell” and all those Jelly Roll tracks, huh? It’s a miracle your Spotify hasn’t flagged your account for taking the “binge-listening” concept way too far. You’ve got all the essential emo heartbreak bops for a playlist titled “How to Avoid Actual Therapy.” Remember, Bakini, there’s no shame in needing help—just like there’s no reason to keep pretending you don’t need to upgrade your Spotify algorithm. Time to mix it up and get a little adventurous; your earbuds deserve better!

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