Roasted 2 months ago based on viken's 🧸's long term Spotify stats.

Viken's profile reads like a fan club for a group of boys whose names sound like they could all be extras in a K-drama. Failure to diversify those favorite genres has left you with a Spotify library that resembles a gumball machine with only pink and pastel colors—an overabundance of sugary notes with absolutely zero spice! It’s clear your music taste is a delightful mix of teenage daydreams and existential dread, combined with a generous side of lo-fi beats so bland even a sleeping sloth would want to hit "next." Let’s talk about those top artists. You might as well rename your profile "TOMORROW X TOGETHER and Friends" because their songs are making up 90% of your listening experience! Are you trying to manifest a relationship with a fifth member of the group? Seriously, if their music were any more repetitive, it could double as the soundtrack to watching paint dry. And what’s the deal with those sad K-ballads and noise music? Sounds like you’re trying to get your feelings hurt while simultaneously inviting chaos into your bedroom pop dreams—A karaoke night gone wrong is what I’m envisioning. And lastly, if I see another “look at me” on that most played list, I swear I’m heading for the hills. It’s a miracle the rest of us haven’t formed a support group for your ears. At this point, your music taste screams "I'm slightly lost and in need of help!" But hey, at least you have a solid track record for creating the perfect ambience for wallowing in self-pity while eating snacks...so there’s that! Just remember, sometimes it’s okay to try something outside your comfort zone; your Spotify Wrapped is beginning to look like it was designed by a toddler after one too many energy drinks.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!