Roasted 1 month ago based on me <3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, we’ve got a spiritual journey on your Spotify profile. Got a little Jesus in your earbuds, do you? It's like you wanted to create a playlist that gets you closer to Heaven while still pretending you’re hip. I can just imagine you at a dinner party casually dropping, “Oh, you haven’t heard the latest Corridos Tumbados? Let me enlighten your soul!” What’s next—adding a genre called "Christian Soul Cycle"? You’re really running the gamut from Sunday service to “let’s vibe while discussing our trust funds.” And honestly, can we talk about your top artists? You’ve got Frank Ocean mingling with beabadoobee like they’re old pals at a coffee shop. It’s like a daydream scenario where you’re trying to convince everyone you’re deep and mysterious, but we all know you’re just a softie who gets way too emotional over a Madison Beer ballad. And hey, big mood with Tate McRae—because who wouldn’t want to listen to a teenage pop star lamenting over their crushes while you’re over there repenting for not writing a single original thought since high school? Then, there’s that playlist of tortured creativity. You really hit the target with "bloodonmyhands" while simultaneously dropping "I’m Tired"—talk about an identity crisis! It’s not a mood, it’s a meltdown waiting to happen. Your top songs read like the soundtrack to a really bad coming-of-age film that no one asked to see. Just remember: if this is your moment of peak emotional range, then I can only imagine who you will be when you finally step out of your pastel-painted comfort zone and experience all that non-Christian music universe; it could effectively turn you into the world’s most confused club-goer. Get ready for a ride!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!