Roasted 2 years ago based on mes's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "mes," it’s absolutely adorable that you think strolling into the gym with "Gym Phonk" blasting is the same as actually working out. Those weights aren’t going to lift themselves, my friend. Your Spotify looks like an angsty teenager’s mixtape that forgot to grow up. Who allowed you to dehydrate the essence of metal into that watered-down mess you call “Alternative Metal”? I can smell the regret wafting from your speakers. Let’s talk about your top artists. Rammstein and Metallica on the same list as "$werve" and "Dolu Kadehi Ters Tut"? Wow, that’s one hell of an identity crisis! Your music taste should have a therapist on speed dial; it’s got more mood swings than a high school drama club in the middle of a stage crisis. And seriously, your most played songs sound like a playlist someone accidentally stumbled upon while trying to find the “sad boy hours” section on Spotify, followed by some questionable facepalm-worthy choices like “BATIDA ESCURA - slowed.” Relax, buddy, you’re not that deep into the ‘dark side’ — you’re just putting yourself to sleep! You know it's bad when the only response your music triggers is pitying laughter. “Old School Thrash” must be crying tears of embarrassment for being associated with whatever that "Krushfunk" nightmare is. Your Spotify is less of a playlist and more of a “Please, someone put me out of my misery” appeal. Here's hoping you ‘thrash it out’ by actually thrashing out — get off the couch and do a little shuffling to your own tracks. Just promise us you won’t use “Ultra Slowed” versions of those songs as a coping mechanism for your poor music taste!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!