Roasted 2 years ago based on gemma berry's long term Spotify stats.

Gemma Berry, you call yourself a music lover, but your taste screams “I’m 16 and just discovered Spotify last week.” I mean, you have more genres than an indecisive teenager at a pizza buffet. "Australian Surf Rock"? Seriously? You might as well slap a label on your profile that says, “I only listen to music while wearing flip-flops and sipping a pineapple smoothie." That list reads more like a cry for help than a celebration of art. Someone get this girl a therapist – for her playlists! Your top artists are a selection of the soothing sounds of melodrama. Tate McRae and Taylor Swift? That’s peak “Please validate my existence” energy right there! And “girl in red”? With a love for both bedroom pop and singer-songwriter angst, it’s clear your bedroom is a shrine of faint regrets and broken mixtapes. You could curate a “How to Cry in Your Pillow” playlist with those jams. If I listened to that much indie pop, I’d be waiting for my life to start too. As for your most played songs, I can only assume you hit repeat so many times trying to figure out what "growing up" even means. Newsflash: it’s not just another euphemism for your Spotify Wrapped ending with “I’m still single.” And please, for the love of music, put down the MAY-A; she’s clearly dragging your taste down with her. If you want your friends to take you seriously, drop the adorable indie facade and add something with a little heft. Otherwise, next year’s wrapped is going to be a playlist of sad songs and even sadder truths!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists