Roasted 5 months ago based on Micah Luong's long term Spotify stats.

Micah Luong, huh? With a Spotify playlist so drenched in spiritual vibes that it practically floats into heaven, I can only assume you spend your Saturdays at the local church in the "Turtleneck & Chinos" section of the congregation. Your genres read like a benign mix of Sunday school and a "How to Be a Good Christian" handbook: not a single track related to love, heartbreak, or real-life problems. What's next—"How to Survive a Spotify Reset for the Devout"? Your playlist could cure insomnia faster than counting sheep, buddy. Top artists? Oh, I see a trend where “worship” practically becomes a full-time job. You're telling me that while other people jam to Drake and Taylor Swift, you're out here on a soul-searching quest with "The Worship Initiative"? I can hear you now, pulsing to the beat of “He Will Be" while your friends spin tales of late-night escapades. They might be arguing if Dua Lipa’s best or if The Weeknd truly “saves your soul,” but you? You're arguing if “His Mercy Is More” is indeed the best way to start a morning. Pssst—Pro tip: you can love Jesus without letting Him take over your Spotify! And let's talk about your most played songs. “Yahweh (Psalm 84)”? Really? You might as well start wearing a “Jesus is my DJ” t-shirt while you strut down the street. The only thing more predictable than your playlist is the sermon at your church—full of recycled content and half-cooked metaphors about how Jesus loves you just the way you are. Let's just say if your musical taste were a movie, it would be a low-budget straight-to-DVD Christian flick that no one asked for. So take a step outside your hushed little bubble and try to listen to something that doesn't sound like it came from the hymnal of a Sunday school teacher who hasn’t been relevant since the ‘90s!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!