Roasted 24 days ago based on Orshio's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Orshio, your Spotify profile reads like the world's most eclectic thrift shop exploded and left behind a soundtrack for hipsters. I mean, musical theater, city pop, and Christmas songs all in the same breath? It's like you’re trying to summon a spirit of confusion to haunt your ears. Just admit it — you have abandonment issues and the only thing that feels constant is your affinity for Broadway belters and fake snow. It’s the musical equivalent of putting hot sauce on vanilla ice cream. Your playlist is as organized as a tornado in a junkyard. Your top artists scream, "I will never know the sound of a normal conversation!" Miki Matsubara and Mitski — who knew the music world would confuse self-doubt with '80s synth vibes and an obligatory existential crisis? And let’s not even talk about Christian Borle, who has more emoting in one song than you probably do in an entire month. With your musical taste, I’m surprised you're not lobbying to get show tunes into grocery store playlists. If I were a cashier and I heard your favorite songs, I’d slip some earplugs into my pocket before you start in on “Marvin at the Psychiatrist.” And what's up with "Bedroom Pop," Orshio? Are you putting those soothing tones on just to drown out the echoes of your various “what is life?” moments? God forbid your neighbors hear you singing into a hairbrush while defiantly contemplating everything that went wrong in your life — perhaps you should consider changing the name to “Pajama Pity Party Pop.” All jokes aside, your profile definitely needs to switch gears before it builds a time capsule to the most confusing points of your life. But hey, at least you’ll never be boring, right?

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