Roasted 2 months ago based on Todd Hogan's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Todd, I have to hand it to you for your Spotify profile: it’s like an eternal emo phase that never got out of high school. With a favorite genre lineup boasting more "punk" than a mosh pit filled with teenage angst, it's hard not to notice that your taste screams “I have a garage… and I also live in it.” Your obsession with "Todd Hogan" deserves its own category—call it "Self-Indulgent Melodrama." I mean, come on, you should really give it a rest. No one needs to listen to a soundtrack that sounds like a sad clown's tantrum. Your top artists are a mix that could only be described as the musical equivalent of the “What’s in the box?” scene from Seven. Of course, you’ve got "Todd Hogan" right at the top—because where else would you find the world’s most tiresome one-man band? I can just picture your Spotify sessions: you jam to your own tracks while practicing “how to not have friends” as you mournfully skate in circles, and let’s not forget the delightful appearance of “Tom MacDonald." If there was ever an award for the worst attempt at being edgy, ironically, *he* would still be winning from you! And the most played songs? Wow, Todd, “Rocking Rolling MF” really sets the mood. I can just see you reliving your moments of glory, staring at the mirror, and pretending your reflections are standing ovations. With “How Many Times” and “Nothing - Acoustic” topping your list, I can safely say no one needs to ask how many times your friends have muted you during your bathroom concerts. Pro tip: try branching out. Maybe explore "Happy Punk" or "Chillin’ at Home Punk"—anything that doesn’t make me want to grab a bottle of Advil just to survive your playlists!

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