Roasted 7 months ago based on wakeen's long term Spotify stats.

Wakeen, your Spotify profile reads like an abandoned hip hop history thesis that got lost in a time warp back to 2003. Seriously, I half-expect to see posters of Eminem and Kanye plastered on your walls, in an attempt to recreate the glory days of rap when it was still acceptable to rap about your mom and your ex in every single track. I mean, your love for Eminem is so vast that I’m starting to wonder if you’ve been thinking of changing your name to “Stan’s Alter Ego.” Is there a reason the entire playlist is essentially just a tribute to one man’s emotional breakdown? Look, you’ve got a favorite genre list longer than a Christmas wish list for 8-year-olds, and yet every single one of them somehow leads back to Eminem like some kind of lyrical Bermuda Triangle. The amount of "Old School" and "Gangster Rap" in your picks suggests that you might need to step out of your time capsule and give Lil Nas X a spin or something. Ever heard of variety? Or do you think the art of music is just about wallowing in angst while reciting verses from your secret diary? Your Spotify is looking less like a carefully curated mix and more like a battle playlist for when you’re preparing for an existential crisis. If your top played songs are a cry for help, someone really needs to call a therapist. Sure, "Kill You" is a catchy tune, but three spins in a row? That's not a playlist; that's a warning sign! Your emotional connection with those bleak lyrics is more intense than my love for pizza, and trust me, that’s saying something! If I were a music analyst, I’d say return that cheap therapy you call a playlist to sender and find something that doesn’t make it feel like you’re recording a sad podcast titled “Eminem and Me: The Tragic Love Story.”

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