Roasted 2 years ago based on Gabybum♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Well, Gabybum♡, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of someone who can't make up their mind about what they like — it's like a musical buffet where everything and nothing appeals to you at once. You've got more genres than a music store clearance rack! "Permanent wave?" Really? Did you accidentally grab that one from your mom's salon playlist? I half-expect to see “Bach” or “Yodeling” thrown in there just to keep us all guessing. Your top artists could use some serious therapy—they're a motley crew that screams, "I enjoy crying in the shower while pretending to be deep and misunderstood." Charli XCX and Lana Del Rey so close together? That’s quite the emotional whiplash. And bless your heart for including Fleetwood Mac. Their music is timeless, but I can’t help but feel they're rolling their eyes collectively every time your inexplicable affection for boygenius shows up. Is the irony in that name your one moment of self-awareness? And let's not even start on that “most played songs” list. With tracks like "Girl, so confusing featuring lorde" and "I'm Just Ken," you might as well change your bio to read: "I’m as confused about my identity as I am about my music taste." If I were those songs, I would file a restraining order against the emotional baggage you're dragging them through. So here's hoping your next playlist is as coherent as your Spotify Username—Good luck with that, Gabybum♡!

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