Roasted 11 months ago based on lolthsworn's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, “lolthsworn” - a name that sounds like you dropped a Dungeons & Dragons die and then decided to roll with it. Your genre list reads like the soundtrack to a high school lunchroom fight: an identity crisis in a playlist! It’s like you couldn’t choose between channeling your inner angsty teenager or your 30-year-old neighbor who STILL wears his favorite band tee to mow the lawn. Metalcore and Pop Punk in the same breath? That’s almost impressive—like trying to blend oil and water and calling it a gourmet salad dressing. Your top artists are a real delight, a blend of nostalgia and “I definitely still have my MySpace account,” with enough emo to fuel a teen drama for decades. It’s a miracle that your Spotify account doesn’t come with a side of eyeliner and a therapy bill. You’ve got Deftones and Linkin Park right next to Charli XCX—because who doesn’t love a sudden mood swing? I can already imagine your “Now Playing” feature giving up midway through and just playing a sad violin for your life choices. And let’s talk about your most played songs! Mixing a track from Madonna with a song called “lil' freak”? Your listening habits are about as coherent as a conversation with a talking goldfish. “Control” by Poe, huh? At this point, it’s clear you’re just begging the universe to take control of your life, because clearly, you don’t have a clue how to curate a decent playlist. Just stick to the sad boy anthems; it’s clearly what your Spotify profile is thirsting for.

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