Roasted 3 months ago based on Mikeyas's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Mikeyas, your Spotify profile looks like the playlist of someone who perpetually hovers in a 19-year-old's basement, desperately trying to make "fetch" happen in 2023. A love for "Sexy Drill" isn’t just a genre preference; it’s basically a cry for help wrapped in a hoodie and oversized sneakers. Are you ready to defend the emotional depth of "Cloud Rap” when the rest of the world is banging their heads to actual music? Because I’m ready to watch that train wreck. Your top artists read like a graduation list for an Urban Artistry 101 class. Rod Wave, Kanye, and Earl Sweatshirt? You must really enjoy your emotional rollercoasters punctuated with the occasional "I’m sad, but let's keep it real.” And what's with having "Bedroom Pop" right next to "Trap"? Are we playing romantic music while robbing the cookie jar? Are you serenading your snacks too? You’ve got "Jersey Club" in there which means you may have completely lost the memo on how to sit still for even five minutes - I recommend a seatbelt. And seriously, “Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home)” alongside "Shyy Out On Bail”? Did a midlife crisis give birth to your playlist? You could seriously run a seminar on how to assemble the most chaotic yet compellingly tragic mix of tunes. I can only imagine how your voice breaks narrating the life and times of your existential crisis accompanied by your Spotify choices. Good luck with those vibes, Mikeyas; may your cringe levels stay low while your music stays loud!

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