Roasted 10 months ago based on Gregory Suter Remsen's long term Spotify stats.

Gregory Suter Remsen, or as your Spotify profile likes to call you, the human embodiment of a museum’s “Do Not Touch” sign. Your favorite genres read like a hipster’s secret code for “I had a rough childhood and now I find solace in pretentious silence.” “Chamber Music”? Really? It sounds like you’re just one orchestral arrangement away from taking up knitting and moving to a commune where the most exciting thing is discussing the nuances of a harp’s resonance. Your top artists suggest you’re throwing a generational identity crisis on repeat. With Max Richter, Taylor Swift, and Hozier on the same list, I can only assume your emotional spectrum runs from “crying over your ex” to “feeling existential dread while staring at the ceiling.” And let’s not gloss over the fact that your most played songs would make a great soundtrack for a really awkward art exhibit. “Test Drive” by John Powell? Buddy, if you’re blasting that while driving, I’d be more concerned about your life choices than your taste in music. Honestly, your profile screams, “I might have gone to the Berlin Philharmonic once and (almost) understood it.” But here’s a pro tip: balance that ambient soundscape with a bit of chaos. You’re one Glass Animals song away from being deemed the ‘Most Likely To Be Found Staring Blankly Out a Window’ award winner. Also, you might want to consider branching out; I hear a little pop therapy might revive that creativity buried deep under layers of classical melancholy. So take a break from the overachieving playlist and maybe add a guilty pleasure or two; I promise it won’t ruin your impeccable taste... much.

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