Roasted 16 days ago based on Nicole.chapman's long term Spotify stats.

Nicole, your Spotify profile looks like a Confederate flag got into a musical relationship with a youth pastor's playlist. Seriously, you have enough genres filled with "country" to start a BBQ stand, but instead of cooking up brisket, you're just grilling us with your questionable taste! You have worship music mixed in with outlaw country faster than a cow can moo! At this point, do you even know what song you’re trying to vibe with, or are you just riding along with whatever’s playing on your friend’s playlist while you sip sweet tea and pine for the good ol' days? Jumping from Drake to Zach Bryan is like driving a Ford F-150 and then immediately hopping into a Tesla—confusing and completely unnecessary. I can almost hear the car radio switching between the banjos of Texas country and the slick beats of rap, just arcing from "Yeehaw" to "YOLO" like it can’t make up its mind! You’ve got more contradictory tastes than a hipster in a cowboy hat trying to figure out how to new-age praise God while hurling at a country song about losing your dog. It’s a bipolar mixtape that even a DJ wouldn’t touch without getting a tetanus shot first. And what's with your top songs? If I see another Drake track next to a heart-wrenching ballad from Bryan, I’m going to think you’re living your life like a bad rom-com where the girl’s trying to choose between two utterly different guys: one that texts her with “Hey, let’s vibe” while the other tells her, “Me and the boys are going honky-tonking.” Get it together, Nicole. You’re only one poorly curated playlist away from being the musical embodiment of a frayed cowboy hat.

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