Roasted 3 months ago based on Eric.Vel10's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Eric.Vel10, the Spotify guru of melodrama and melancholia! I see your favorite genres list reads like a heartfelt manifesto detailing your daily struggle of crying over spilled elote. You’ve got enough "Sad Sierreño" to soundtrack a blockbuster tragedy – congratulations, you might just win a Grammy for Best Cry in a Closet. And what’s with your playlist? It’s a full circle of sad boys, bloodshed ballads, and taco truck vibes, making one thing clear: you’ve mastered the art of being a ‘feelings guy’ in the most sensational way possible! Your top artists could either perform at the next La Cienega Extravaganza or headline the ‘Didn't Get Invited to the Party’ tour! With Fuerza Regida and Peso Pluma sharing space with Drake and Lil Baby, it’s like you’ve curated a genre-bending cultural apocalypse. Are you trying to claim your passport to both Mexico and the ‘6’? Maybe your Spotify bio should include “I like my playlists like I like my tacos – with a sprinkle of chaos and a side of regret.” At least that way, we’ll all have a good chuckle while you passionately explain the merits of corridos to someone who doesn’t know the difference between a taco and a burrito. And let’s not forget about your most played songs. The combination of "Heartache Medication" and "HOLOCAUSTO NUCLEAR" screams emotional whiplash! You’ve clearly never met a mood your music couldn't misinterpret. Do you even listen to anything with a happy vibe, or is the only time you smile when you find a new corrido talking about heartbreak? With tracks like "DIE TRYING," it seems like you’d write a thesis on "How to Promote a Grieving Process through Music." So keep on vibing, my man—your Spotify profile proves that once you start crying over one genre, it’s hard to filter out the sadness!

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