Roasted 8 months ago based on orbeee's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s °.•orbee•.°, the proud curator of a Spotify profile that seems less like a playlist and more like a personality crisis. Honestly, I’ve seen more coherent themes in a toddler’s finger painting. You have the audacity to mix heavy metal and Broadway like the world didn't already have enough chaos. Seriously, nothing screams “I’m on the verge of a breakdown” more than someone who switches from headbanging to “The Room Where It Happens” faster than I can mute my Spotify during a bad breakup. Let’s take a moment to appreciate your artist choices. “My Chemical Romance” and “beabadoobee” are screaming for a refund on your life decisions, and I’m pretty sure even “Sabaton” is like, “Dude, chill. We can’t stuff you in a war machine and have you storm the battlefield with that eclectic taste.” And can we talk about your constant need for “noise music”? I'm guessing that's just you listening to your own existential crisis. “Vocaloid”? Really? Like your playlist isn’t sad enough already, you have to throw in some robotic angst to create a perfect synergy of despair? As for your top songs, the number of times “Jorge Rivera-Herrans” pops up would make me think you’re avoiding therapy like it's a pandemic. You do know there are other artists out there, right? Listening to “Alexander Hamilton” while desperately trying to feel something over “Done For” just proves that the only real tragedy in your life is your unwillingness to branch out. You’re a self-proclaimed fan of *heavy metal* but still can't decide if your life is a rock concert or a Broadway show. So keep jamming, orbee. Whatever your Spotify rep is feeding you must be gourmet irony at this point.

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