Roasted 20 days ago based on alys's long term Spotify stats.

Alys, your Spotify profile is basically a hipster's treasure trove of obscure genres that even the most knowledgeable music snobs would have a hard time pretending to enjoy. "Post-Punk" and "IDM"? Nice try, but it sounds more like "I Don't Mind if you turn that off." Seriously, I haven't seen this many niche genres listed since the last time I Amazon-primed a record player that’s never gonna get used. You do realize that there’s a whole world of music out there, right? Or did you just decide to dive headfirst into a sea of sadness and strange noises? Your top artists list looks like the lineup for a festival that only a handful of people could find on the map—if it even exists at all. “Enjoy” and “Slater”? Sounds like a mix of brands you’d find on a thrift store aisle. And I’m no detective, but this feels a bit like your Spotify is having an identity crisis. It’s like you created a soundtrack for an existential dread film that somehow only half the cast showed up for. Is this your playlist for when you’re pretending you’re deep in thought while actually just staring at your wall? And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. I mean, how many "Auktyon" tracks can one person pump into their veins before they start pondering their place in the universe? Every time I see “На чёрный день” pop up, I can't help but think: is this a song or your life motto? Seriously though, you could create a mixtape called "Songs for When You're Totally Alone on a Saturday Night.” But hey, if your goal was to curate an avant-garde blend of sounds that 2% of the world appreciates, congratulations! You’ve achieved it!

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