Roasted 3 months ago based on Lo Lo ✨'s long term Spotify stats.

Lo Lo ✨, it looks like your music taste is as confused as your love life. Seriously, a playlist that ranges from emo rap to EDM—you’re basically a walking identity crisis. It’s like you couldn’t decide if you wanted to be sad about a breakup or throw an underground rave, so you did both! I mean, with all that gating of Kevin Gates, are you sure you weren’t just trying to get inside your own feelings instead of the club? Now, let’s talk about your “Top Artists.” Is this a countdown of the artists you wish you could be besties with, or is it just the lineup for a “How to Sound Like You’re Actually Deep” workshop? Moneybagg Yo and YoungBoy Never Broke Again? I get it, you love artists with names that sound like they’re auditioning for a reality show about cryptids. But let's face it, your taste reeks of desperation. It’s like you bled your emotions out onto Spotify and forgot to clean up the mess! And those most played songs? Can we talk about the blatant obsession with Kevin Gates? It's as if you’re using his discography as an emotional crutch. At this rate, you’d stand a better chance of connecting with real people if you put down your headphones and got outside for a hot second. But hey, if you ever feel lonely, just pop on “Icebox” for the millionth time and remember: it’s not just your heart that’s frozen—it’s your entire social life!

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