Roasted 4 months ago based on Steven Laws's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Steven Laws! Your Spotify profile reads like the music equivalent of a thrift store clearance rack where all the garments are just a little too tight—and yet, you somehow think you look fabulous. Art Pop? More like art flops! You’ve got a playlist that sounds like a hipster's fever dream after a night out drinking PBR while arguing whether Madonna or Cher is more relevant to the current climate of electronica. Spoiler alert: they both need to retire their disco balls and let the rest of us move on! Your favorite genres read like a Yelp review for an underground coffee shop that ran out of all the regular beans and is left serving cold brews in mason jars with ironic labels. Synthpop? Sure, if your synths are composed mostly of loneliness and mid-life crises! Ambient? Oh, please! I didn't realize your goal was to create a soundscape that matches the vibe of an existential crisis at 3 AM. And I can't believe "Madchester" made the list. We get it, you tried to find a genre that gives you a pass for why you can’t dance! And let’s talk about your top artists—it's a colorful, chaotic blend that's just one awkward mixer away from a mid-2000s prom gone wrong! I can already see your Spotify Wrapped—a parade of glittery flops and a single Pringle of musical taste. “Angel Of My Dreams” by JADE? Wow, that’s some next-level nostalgia—if the 90s and 2000s were the only decades that ever existed! But honestly, if Kesha and Charli XCX are your cornerstones, we might need to re-evaluate your life choices just as much as your musical ones. I mean, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if you put “post-punk” on your résumé as a real job!

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