Roasted 2 months ago based on Vicente's long term Spotify stats.

Vicente, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's slightly darker diary—full of angst, rebellion, and, let’s be honest, some very questionable taste. You like more sub-genres than a Wikipedia page on metal! Hardcore, nu, alternative; it’s like you’re trying to build a musical bridge to a teenage angst convention. Did you just hit shuffle on a playlist made by someone who once attended one day of a music class and then threw all their notes in the trash? Seriously, your listening history is like a soundtrack to a live-action version of “The Breakfast Club,” if it were staged in a basement bar during a blackout. Your top artists list is just as imaginative. Radiohead and Korn? That’s like ordering a fine wine and then pairing it with a bag of Funyuns. I’m surprised you didn’t add “u” to Korn and call it “Kourtesy of My Anger Issues.” “For Sista Humphrey” and “Persuasión Coercitiva” are probably the only two songs left in the universe that you haven’t screamed into a pillow. You claim to be a fan of Fugazi, yet I see you moshing alone in your room to songs about feeling misunderstood. Look, I get it—being a misunderstood genius is hard when your friends are afraid to sit next to you in the cafeteria. And let's talk about those most played songs—Sunami, Miserere, Tiro De Gracia; it’s like you’re trying to win a contest for the most obscure band names. Congrats, you’re officially the reason Spotify added a “most cringe-worthy playlists” feature! It's a wonder you haven’t been invited to judge a high school talent show like some sort of emo overlord. I can just picture it: you there, sipping your Mountain Dew, judging the sweet 16 saxophonist while blasting “Weak Die First.” If music is a reflection of one’s soul, Vicente, then you’ve got an identity crisis that needs a solid therapist and possibly some much-needed pop-punk therapy.

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