Roasted 7 hours ago based on 🦈shlark<3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, 🦈shlark<3, the undisputed royalty of the "I never quite grew out of my teenage angst" Spotify profile. With a taste that screams, “I’ve seen all the high school musicals and not one of them got a standing ovation,” you’ve somehow managed to combine emo, pop punk, and a sprinkle of cringe from Vocaloid. You must really enjoy reminding everyone that you're still emotionally tethered to that one time a boy didn’t text you back in 2015. Bravo for the soundtrack to your never-ending high school drama! Your top artists read like a list of songs that play in an abandoned high school hallway at 2 AM while someone’s doing an interpretive dance about loneliness. “Mother Mother” and “My Chemical Romance”? Classic signs you’ll never stop wearing black nail polish and quoting poetry in a basement somewhere. And what’s with the “post-hardcore” vibe? Face it, the only thing hardcore in your life is your commitment to those dusty vinyls of musical soundtracks you keep stashed behind your bed—in case your mom ever tries to throw them out. As for those most played songs, if I had a nickel for every time I heard “Wrecking Ball” by “Mother Mother” belted out by someone trying way too hard to be deep, I’d probably be able to afford a therapist for the trauma you insist on sharing with the world. "SPIT IN MY FACE!"? Let me guess, that’s your personal anthem for getting rejected when asking people to join your cringe-inducing karaoke night. So keep spinning those sad tunes, 🦈shlark<3; they perfectly compliment the soundtrack of someone who claimed to be “too cool” for the world but still tears up during Pixar movies.

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