Roasted 1 year ago based on ella's long term Spotify stats.

Ella, your Spotify profile reads like a high school yearbook from a music class where attendance was mandatory. "Pop," "K-Pop," and "Dance Pop"? Did you steal that selection from a preteen’s diary? Seriously, if I wanted to hear that much bubblegum, I’d just stick my head in a candy store. You've got more K-Pop in your playlist than the average Seoul resident—good luck explaining that obsession in a job interview! Your top artists are like a who's who of "please don’t look too closely at my text history." SEVENTEEN, BTS, and Taylor Swift? Are you sure you're not just going for the most clichéd answer in the music quiz of life? Cool it with the glitter and rainbows; you’re practically a walking Spotify ad at this point. If I wanted to hear heartfelt ballads about exes and breakups, I’d just sit in on my friends’ therapy sessions. Someone get this girl a hobby beyond scrolling through the top 40! And let’s not even talk about your most-played songs. "Gusto" by Zack Tabudlo? Are we sure that’s not the sound of your brain rebooting every time you try to think for yourself? Your musical taste is giving me the confidence of a cat at a dog show—so misplaced yet oddly fascinating. If I had a dollar for every time I heard “SZA” or “Kundiman,” I could fund you a one-way ticket to explore the depths of actual good music. Sorry, Ella, but your Spotify is screaming, “I’m here to party, but only if we get grape soda and pizza rolls."

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