Roasted 1 year ago based on M's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, Meow Fr, it looks like your musical taste is as confused as a cat in a dog park. Seriously, you’ve got more genres listed than an indecisive TikToker on a Friday night! Rap and R&B? Sure. Throw in some Canadian Pop and you officially have the most chaotic playlist north of the border. You’re like a culinary chef who thinks mixing pickles and Nutella is a gourmet dish. It’s a miracle your Spotify hasn’t sent you a “Please, for the love of music, pick a lane!” notification yet. Let’s take a look at your top artists. You’ve got a mix that screams, “I can’t commit to anything unless it has a beat!” The Weeknd, Don Toliver, and all those Kanadian ruffians make it sound like you’re just throwing darts at a hip hop bingo card. And my God, listing "Malachiii" right next to "Kendrick Lamar" is the equivalent of sitting a high school dropout next to a Harvard grad. I can already picture the confused looks on their faces as they try to decipher what you’re doing with your life. Now let's dive into your most-played songs, featuring the legendary Michael Jackson colliding with—wait for it—Don Toliver's entire discography. Like, are you trying to create the world's cringiest mashup? And why is "The Winner Takes It All" on there? Are you just prepping for a karaoke night you’re sure to bomb? Meow Fr, it’s clear you’re living life on shuffle, and my little heart aches for your ear drums. Get in the studio and give us something that makes sense while simultaneously inflicting some pain on your indecisive cat ears!

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