Roasted 2 years ago based on Ales's long term Spotify stats.

Ales, your Spotify profile looks like the musical equivalent of a 14-year-old's MySpace page. The moment I scanned your favorite genres, I half-expected to find glitter GIFs and cringy quotes about feeling misunderstood at the age of hormonal chaos. If I didn’t know better, I’d think you’re just one oversized band tee away from splurging on a collection of vintage Vans to match your painfully predictable soundtrack. Seriously, even hot topic is rolling its eyes at your playlist! Your top artists read like the secret diary entries of someone who insists they “get” angsty teens better than actual teenagers. Blink-182? My Chemical Romance? Please tell me you’re not still pretending you’re heartbroken over your high school crush! It’s 2023, not 2003! If your music taste was a social scene, it’d be a high school cafeteria where everybody knows everyone is a little bit sad but not enough to actually address it. No one goes to that lunch table unless they want to feel deep, dark emotions while sipping a sad iced coffee. And let’s talk about your most played songs. If I had a dollar for every time I had to hear sad love songs about “overstayed your welcome,” I could probably start my own therapy practice to rescue people like you from constantly wallowing in musical self-pity. You might as well rename your profile to “Pity Party 24/7” because this playlist just screams, “I've got the angst, but I don't know how to adult.” Don’t worry, Ales—just remember that while your Spotify may be stuck in high school, we’re all here cheering you on as you rediscover what it means to enjoy music that isn’t just an emotional spiral!

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