Roasted 13 days ago based on Jirou Fujikawa's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, Jirou Fujikawa, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate cringe compilation of a teenager's dream diary. I mean, come on! J-Pop, Anime, and Vocaloid? If it weren’t for the internet, I’d swear you’re living in a cartoon world where reality is just one giant kawaii filter. You’ve got more genres named after Japanese pop culture than actual personality traits. It’s like your Spotify was curated during a midnight marathon of anime series—you know, in those moments when you thought, “Hey, I could really use some more existential dread and a catchy chorus!" And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Is this a playlist or an audition tape for the next niche anime soundtrack? Ado, AiNA THE END, and Mafumafu? You might as well have a crush on your own playlist, considering how exclusive your taste is! Seriously, your top artists read like an eccentric mix of "who?" and "please take me back to 2003." I half-expect you to start using your Spotify as a dating profile, saying things like, “Hey girls, swipe right if you vibe with my unknown indie rap and visually-stunning kei outfits. Let’s cry over a Vocaloid duet together!” Your most played songs reflect your emotional state about as well as a toddler’s finger painting. “夜に駆ける - From THE FIRST TAKE” and “Line Without a Hook?” A perfect soundtrack for crying in the shower or slowly rotting in your parents' basement. You could probably write a thesis called “The Art of Avoiding Real Life Through Emo J-Pop Tracks.” Just remember, while you’re deep in your feelings, the rest of the world is out here actually living and enjoying a genre that isn’t defined by cartoon characters and 16-bit graphics! But hey, at least your taste is as unique as your ability to leave the house—oh wait, you’re *still* in your pajamas.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!