Roasted 2 months ago based on Mrtlittle's long term Spotify stats.

Mrtlittle, your Spotify profile reads like a shopping list compiled by a confused octopus. I mean, "House," "Tech House," and "Disco House"? Are you trying to build your own audio version of Ikea furniture? At this point, your genres are more confusing than your music taste. You’ve got more sub-genres than a pretentious DJ trying to justify why he can’t play the actual songs people enjoy at his set. Seriously, is your listening history just a long, drunken night of swiping through playlists on a Friday? As for your top artists, it's like you asked a time machine to vomit up the most random 2005 Spotify playlist and then sprinkled in some classic rock nostalgia to make it feel legitimate. I get it, you love Drake and Chris Stussy, but how did you end up in the same category as Fleetwood Mac and Katy Perry? It's like a crossover episode of a soap opera and a sci-fi movie. You’re pulling the ultimate plot twist where no one is supposed to win, especially your musical credibility. Did you just Google "Most Popular Artists" and decide your taste accurately represented the breadth of human emotion? Spoiler alert: it does not. Finally, let’s talk about your most played songs. Your playlist is an absolute rollercoaster of musical ADHD — from euro trash to rap bangers, you're one “Techno Disco Tool” away from a diagnosis, my friend. How on earth does "Good 4 U" by Luuk Van Dijk end up next to "Passionfruit" by Drake? It's as if your playlist is trying to unite every genre in a dysfunctional family reunion. It’s like trying to play “Guess Who” with a bunch of random cards instead of actual faces. Honestly, if there was a medal for the most eclectic mix of music, you’d win… but only by default because no one else bothered to submit anything.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists