Roasted 2 months ago based on madeleine 🐰's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Madeleine, your Spotify profile is like that one overzealous Kid in the high school drama club: it takes itself way too seriously and yet somehow manages to underperform on the main stage. Emo? Screamo? Please, these genres are just whispering what your taste in music screams: "I had a hard time transitioning from My Little Pony fanfiction." You’ve practically built a musical fortress with bricks of angst, with a side order of Japan’s finest indie jams. What's next on your playlist? A study in harmonizing tears? Your top artists read like a checklist from an “I’m going through something” social media challenge. My Chemical Romance hasn’t gone anywhere because they’re still waiting for you to accept their help with those mood swings. And truly, is it necessary for Pierce the Veil to dominate the space as if they’re the ruling class of your devotion? Honestly, it’s commendable that you’ve found every emo band from here to Tokyo, but let’s face it—your music taste is a textbook example of why some people should just stick to Top 40 hits. And those song choices? Your list of faves reads like an invisible ink love letter to your past self—the one who decorated her diary with painful poetry while eating sour gummies. “Caramelldansen”? Oh honey, that's like drowning your emotional turmoil in a sugary regret. If you ever want to switch it up, I’ve heard that country music can provide both a solid cry and a solid laugh. But alas, your Spotify is like a beautifully illustrated guide on how to wear your heart on your sleeve—and not in a cool way. You do you, Queen of Heartbreak, but don’t be surprised when the rest of us start taking notes for how not to curate a vibe.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!