Roasted 6 months ago based on Elliotfransson's long term Spotify stats.

Elliotfransson, according to your Spotify profile, you have the music taste of a time traveler who just stepped out of a 1980s hair metal fantasy and got lost somewhere in a yacht club. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a sad karaoke night gone wrong—why don’t you just admit you’ve been trying to resurrect those past glory days in your mom’s basement? Classic rock, glam rock, and soft rock all on one playlist? You might as well add "Sounds of The Elderly" as your next preferred genre while you're at it. And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Fleetwood Mac pops up more than your best excuses when you say you can't hang out. What's the hold-up? Is it because you can’t seem to decide which version of “Dreams” you’d like to listen to today—original or "2004 Remaster"? It’s like you’re trying to redefine nostalgia by putting the entire Fleetwood Mac discography on repeat. ABBA? Sure, let’s throw in some glitter and call it a disco party, but if you’re jamming to "Andrew Lloyd Webber," you clearly need to reassess your life choices. Is your Spotify sending out an SOS for a music intervention? Lastly, your “most played songs” list looks like a sad diary of your unrequited love for classic tunes contrasted against the backdrop of a Chase Bank parking lot where a midlife crisis is about to unfold. It’s more heavily weighted in Fleetwood Mac than a teenager’s crush on the lead singer of a famous band. “Go Your Own Way”? More like “Go Find Some New Artists.” Seriously, for a guy with such a wide array of genres, it seems your playlist got stuck in a vinyl time warp. Go ahead, embrace the ‘current’ music for once – or at least unfollow your past—it’s clearly haunting you!

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