Roasted 7 months ago based on <Southpark3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who’s over here curating the soundtracks for every teen drama that’s ever graced a streaming service. With a taste in music more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles, you’ve somehow managed to combine “Bedroom Pop” with “Midwest Emo.” Congratulations, you’ve single-handedly made existential crises a genre! Your musical preferences are like a high school diary got mixed up with a Spotify algorithm. In case you didn’t know, emotions are best expressed with at least a little diversity, not just a never-ending loop of “I’m sad but I’m also cute” playlists. And what’s with your top artists? Sure, SOAP is great if your goal in life is to keep the local high school girls’ bathroom in business with tears and pink hair dye. Meanwhile, if I wanted to listen to a boy band from 2010 that forgot to grow up, I’d just put my finger on the shuffle button while crying over my collection of One Direction posters. Seriously, anyone who has “Sabrina Carpenter” in their top five must be in a constant debate with themselves about choosing between bubblegum pop or getting a tattoo of a sad emoji. Hence, I have to ask, does your Spotify account come with a complimentary therapy session or is just listening to “Happy Alone” enough to cure you? Your most played songs could easily double as a soundtrack for “How to Be an Adult: A Guide to Overthinking Everything.” “Panic Attack Baby”? Really? Sounds like what you call your guitar when you try to write a breakup song with the depth of a kiddie pool. And honestly, with all that “soft pop,” I half-expect your favorite activity to be auditioning for reality shows where emotional instability is your main selling point. Keep spinning those tracks, chief! At least you’re consistently reminding everyone that there’s always room for growth—preferably outside of your Spotify library.

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