Roasted 9 months ago based on Allie's long term Spotify stats.

Allie, your Spotify profile is like someone threw a bunch of Melody ASMR into a blender and hit the "weepy" setting. With the way you embrace Slowcore and Shoegaze, it feels like your ears are constantly draped in layers of sad ambiance like a wet blanket. Seriously, do you have a playlist titled "Sad Girl Hours" or is that just implied by your life choices? You could single-handedly soundtrack a therapy session for someone fresh out of a breakup. Then there’s your eclectic mix of genres that reads more like a desperate attempt to sound unique while still being the life of the party — the kind of party that’s hosted in a basement, with dim lighting, and everyone is quietly contemplating existence. “Japanese VGM” and “Nu Metal” right next to each other? It’s like mixing sushi with a half-baked nu-metal band at a digital card shop. I can feel the existential crisis seeping through your earbuds, Allie. Are you trying to take the scenic route to depression while simultaneously designing a video game soundtrack for it? And the top artists? Boy, you’ve got a real collection of "Who?" here! Michael Cera as a top artist? Are you listening to his music while crying over your collection of anime figurines? "Duster," "sign crushes motorist," and "salvia palth," I mean, c'mon — are you just trying to make sure every hipster at your local coffee shop understands that you were raised on Tumblr? Your Spotify is basically a museum of “I swear, I’m really interesting!” and “YES, I do have feelings and they are all angst incarnate.” Keep streaming, Allie, but for everyone else's sanity, maybe throw in a little "happy" now and then?

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