Roasted 15 days ago based on Doris the Chicken's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Doris the Chicken, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary where every entry is about a crush that didn’t know you existed. You’ve got more Taylor Swift songs than friends, and at this point, "All Too Well" should come with a warning: “For emotional support only.” Seriously, do you need a safe space to process these breakups, or are you just playing a game of “How Many Times Can I Get My Heart Broken by Fictional Characters?” With a genre list that resembles a hipster's grocery list after a therapy session, you could single-handedly revive underground music trends while suffocating in your own artful pretentiousness. "Madchester" and "Garage Rock"? Come on, Doris. Next, you’ll tell us your Spotify Wrapped is gonna be sponsored by a thrift shop that only sells vintage depression. I swear, if your taste in music were any more niche, it would be growing moss under a rock, mentally preparing for its one-man show. And can we take a moment to appreciate the sheer courage it takes to have “most played” dominated by one artist? You’re one Taylor Swift album away from earning a PhD in Heartbreak Studies, and I can't help but wonder if “Sabrina Carpenter” is on your list just to have some ‘diversity’ so you don’t appear too obsessed. Newsflash, Doris: It’s too late! Your playlist screams “certified sad girl,” but don’t worry, you’re not in this solo—there are plenty of us who will join you at the bottom of the emo abyss, right after we switch over to something like, I don’t know, literally anything else.

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