Roasted 1 year ago based on chalmore's long term Spotify stats.

Chalmore, I see you’re running a Drake fan club on your Spotify profile, and I didn’t know "Life Raft" was a genre! Seriously, your playlist looks like the soundtrack of someone who has unreasonably high expectations for three-minute love letters. You might as well change your name to Last Call because it seems like you're either trying to drown your sorrows in late-night melancholy or just need to pop a few more vitamin D gummies. Your love for Canadian pop has me wondering if you’ve recently taken a one-way ticket to the great white north; you probably think "Sorry" is the ultimate form of self-reflection! It’s adorable how your top artists list consists of more R&B and hip-hop than the average high school talent show lineup. I mean, "Bedroom Pop"? Are you suggesting that you’ve left the safety of your blanket fort this year, or is that your apparent cry for help in reconciling your taste with the fact that you still live in your parents' basement? And listen, I've heard of “alternative” and “experimental,” but you seem to be in a genre all your own: “Regret Pop.” If ‘wallowing in sadness while hugging your pillow’ were a genre, you’d be the Grammy-nominated king! And let’s talk about that most-played list. It’s filled with Drake tracks that subtly suggest you might've hit ‘repeat’ a few too many times while nursing your broken heart. It’s like you’re in a committed relationship with ‘midnight feelings’ and the process of replaying the same sad lyrics over and over again is your cardio for emotional stability. I get it – navigating your playlists must feel like you’re preparing for the emotional Olympics. Just remember, there’s a whole world outside of the same four artists; a little diversity never hurt anyone. But who are we kidding? You’re living proof that sometimes, too much familiarity can make you a walking “About to Cry” meme!

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