Roasted 9 months ago based on Ej_notfound's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ej_notfound, where do we even begin? Your favorite genres read like a confused teenager's diary entry. "K-Pop"? Check. "Noise Music"? Double-check. It’s like you’re trying to gather every genre just so no one can hang out with you. What's next on the list, "Generic Elevator Music"? For a profile that screams “I’m still figuring it out,” you’d think you were collecting musical Pokémon instead of actual good taste. Let’s dive into your top artists. Stray Kids and BTS are solid choices, but between the K-Pop and the "Soft Pop" mentioned, there’s an alarming lack of growth here. Do you even know what a bass line sounds like, or is that just too “noisy” for your lo-fi ears? And holy Christmas tracks, Batman! We’ve reached peak festivity in August, haven’t we? If this profile were a Christmas gift, it’d be the one that just keeps giving you cringe every time you unwrap it. Looking at your most played songs is basically like sorting through the trash to find your best bets on the understatement of the century. "Mirror Mirror" and "Lay All Your Love On Me"? Girl, did you forget to switch up the playlist after your last karaoke night? At this point, your Spotify account is just a live-action remake of “Mean Girls” but with way less drama and a lot more “why is it so quiet in here?” Your Doritos-fueled lo-fi sessions must really be changing lives—mostly yours, with each miserable replay. Steps for improvement? Maybe start with a new playlist…or a personality upgrade.

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