Roasted 1 year ago based on naru's long term Spotify stats.

Naru, your Spotify profile is like a reverse time machine - it somehow makes me feel both nostalgia and confusion, wrapped in a neon hyperpop aesthetic that screams “I own a pair of headphones but I still can’t find my favorite outfit.” Seriously, with a favorite genre list that looks like a random playlist generator on steroids, it’s clear that you’ve combined all the chaotic energy of a mid-2000s rave with the emotional depth of a sad boomerang. Is your goal to make people question their sanity or is this just an elaborate prank? Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card, featuring Alex G and Mitski, alongside a dude who probably just applied for a Spotify account from his parents' basement. I mean, “AgusFortnite2008”? Are you really going to act like you’re a connoisseur of great music when you have ‘Fortnite’ in your playlist name? The only thing more ironic than your music taste is the fact that half of your top songs are just variations of “Mary” and “Sarah.” What are you trying to say - did you write them for your childhood crush or is this your heartfelt attempt at a ballad for your 27 houseplants? And let’s talk about the most played songs – where’s the variety? It’s like you’re training a one-dog pony act with Alex G's music. While other Spotify listeners are experiencing emotional roller coasters, you’re stuck in the kiddie pool, splashing around in melodies swimmingly familiar as your grandma’s cooking. "Winkles Twinkle" by Goreshit seems like the perfect cherry on top of this absurd sundae of sound. Honestly, if I hit shuffle on your profile, I’d probably be taken on a trip through the Stratosphere of Quirkiness and right into the black hole of Indie Eccentricity. Bravo!

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