Roasted 2 years ago based on zombie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile of someone who thinks Avenged Sevenfold is the pinnacle of musical creativity. Congratulations, you've successfully found the only person still riding the Nu Metal wave while everyone else hopped on a surfboard and paddled toward decent taste. Your love for alternative metal is so intense that I half-expect you to show up at your next family gathering in baggy jeans and a fingerless glove, chugging Mountain Dew Code Red while ranting about the decline of authentic rock. Newsflash: they’re not taking your calls, and neither is your Wi-Fi on dial-up. Your "Most Played Songs" list looks like a desperate plea for sympathy from a high schooler who just discovered Hot Topic. Seriously, who are you trying to impress with “Only You (And You Alone)?” That's the kind of track you play when you're cozying up to a bottle of whiskey and reminiscing about the good ol’ days when your biggest problem was a popped pimple. But I get it—when your favorite genres sound like they were selected during an angsty teenager's breakdown, it’s hard to get too creative in your music choices. You’ve got more Post-Grunge than a 90s playlist compiled by a relic in flannel. And can we talk about your top artists? You've got Johnny Cash tripping over the likes of The Living Tombstone like they’re your poorly chosen friends at a birthday party. You’ve got a lineup so erratic even a toddler on a sugar high would have a tough time keeping up. Someone needs to remind you that being a “fan” of a video game music composer does not excuse your taste in music from being a virtual dumpster fire. So go ahead, crank that industrial rock up to 11 and embrace the chaos; at this point, it might help drown out the sound of the friends you reluctantly keep around for the memes.

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