Roasted 2 years ago based on matias winter's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Winter, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things "Indie" and "Alternative," yet somehow managing to sound like a walking Spotify ad targeting 20-something hipsters with trust funds. No wonder you spend every day as if someone might audition you for a sad boy folk band. Your favorite genres list reads like a list of 2007’s most pretentious music blogs. The only "Permanent Wave" anyone’s seeing here is your unwavering dedication to making your friends cringe at brunch. Your top artists could easily fill an entire awkward coffee shop open mic night: Elliott Smith, Sufjan Stevens, and the rest of your lineup are all vying for the title of "Most Likely to Cry in the Shower." And let's talk about boygenius. It’s like you’ve decided to build your personality around an alt-rock supergroup that sounds like they're always on the verge of a breakdown. I mean, it’s adorable that you find solace in melancholic tunes, but how many times can one person listen to them lament about existential dread before starting to consider therapy? As for your most played songs, it's clear you're fully committed to being the human embodiment of “I know a sad song that will change your life.” “Without You Without Them” by boygenius? Spare me. Your music taste might just be the reason there’s no fun left in the indie scene—it's been held hostage by your constant need for deep reflection. So keep swaying in your dark, candlelit corners, Winter; at this rate, the closest you'll get to the “permanent wave” you seek is when you accidentally drown yourself in a puddle of your own overthinking.

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