Roasted 1 year ago based on Arhaan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, ATK—your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of an over-cooked microwave meal. You’ve got more Taylor Swift songs than actual personality traits, and your taste in music screams, “Help, I’m trapped in an emotional 2010s time capsule, and I can’t find the exit!” You say you love “Indie” and “Alt Z”, but let’s be real: your definition of “indie” is combining Spotify’s curated playlists with some candles from a Target aisle. Bless your heart, really! And can we talk about your top artists? It’s like someone asked you to pick the most mainstream options on the menu—the musical “Who’s Who” of basicness! You’re just a hop, skip, and a few cringe TikTok dances away from being the poster child for “I can only name one The Weeknd song.” If you had more unoriginal tastes, you’d be a living, breathing trend cycle. At this rate, your top artist listing is just Taylor Swift in various costumes, slowly morphing into a giant “me” aligned with every Gen Z cliché. Your most played songs? I didn’t realize I was looking at the soundtrack for a mid-life crisis unfolding among 18-year-olds. It’s like you got into a car, hit play on your sad playlist, and decided to drive straight to the “Familiar (but not too risky)” station. “Guilty as Sin?” Sweetheart, you should be guilty about this Spotify profile. But hey, we can’t all be trendsetters. Just keep those earbuds in and blast your heart for Taylor! What’s more tragic than your mix? The fact that you probably think you’re edgy for listening to Saint Levant.

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