Roasted 1 year ago based on Mihai's long term Spotify stats.

Mihai, we need to talk about your Spotify profile. It looks like you threw together a playlist that represents the wildest midlife crisis a 14-year-old could experience. With "Meme Rap" and "Hyperpop" jostling for space alongside something called "Manele," you’re like a walking mid-2000s advertisement for what happens when you don't leave your basement for three years. I can only assume your playlists are the soundtrack to a Netflix series called “How to Make Your Friends Regret Knowing You.” Let’s take a quick gander at those favorite artists. INOHA and Odetari? Have you been Googling "Most obscure artists to impress no one"? Combined with Arctic Monkeys and XXXTENTACION, it’s like you’re trying to prove to everyone that you genuinely have no idea who you are. Meanwhile, your top songs read like the soundtrack to an RPG where the main character has existential dread but refuses to leave their room. 'Die With A Smile'? More like ‘Die of Cringe’ — congratulations, you’ve cracked the formula for musical self-sabotage. And then there’s "Wasted Summers" by Juju<3, which is a fitting end to your profile. I think the only people "wasting summers" are the ones listening to your playlists on repeat without asking for a refund on their brain cells. The mixtape of your life is honestly like watching a reality show marathon where the only characters are you, your questionable music taste, and a sad montage of all the times you thought, “Yeah, this will impress the friends I don't have.” Keep streaming, Mihai; the absolute auditory chaos you create will undoubtedly remain unrivaled in this dimension!

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