Roasted 8 months ago based on Lukas's long term Spotify stats.

Lukas, buddy, your Spotify profile reads like the musical equivalent of an iced coffee with ten shots of kale – a real concoction that not even your most adventurous friends can pretend to like. I mean, German Hip Hop? Breakcore? It’s as if you threw a dart at a genre wheel in the dark and then decided to spend the rest of the night convincing your neighbors it’s art. You’ve got a lineup of artists that rivals the guest list of an underground rave hosted by your mom in the basement. It’s like a hipster's fever dream, and honestly, I’m scared to listen to your playlist without a helmet and a safety net. Your most played songs read more like a desperate list of Spotify's "Most Indecipherable" hits than anything resembling mainstream music. "UNANTASTBARES FENG SHUI"? What on Earth does that even mean? It sounds like you took one too many German classes and decided to drop a couple of acid tabs while you were at it. And who could forget "Death Is No More X Omni Man - 8D Audio"? Listening to that is probably the audio version of walking into a laser tag arena wearing a tutu; sure, it's an experience, but who actually wants to relive it twice? And let’s not even start with your obsession with "Hyperpop" and "Cloud Rap,” which are just fancy ways of saying, "I listen to songs that sound like someone trapped a glitchy computer in a blender." It’s as if you’re trying to forge a sound that would make even a vinyl record cringe and skip tracks in horror. With tastes this avant-garde, I can only assume your next big move will be selling unmarked "experimental cookies" at a farmer's market – entirely unregulated and possibly shaped like your favorite obscure artists. So cheers to you, Lukas! Keep confusing your eardrums and the rest of us while you’re at it!

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