Roasted 1 year ago based on Luca's long term Spotify stats.

Luca, your Spotify profile reads like a hip hop bingo card for people who have never left their mom’s basement. With a lineup of genres that sounds more like a BuzzFeed quiz titled “Pick Your Favorite Rap Subgenre or Else,” I can’t help but wonder if you just googled “most obscure facets of rap” and hit the jackpot. German hip hop and Turkish hip hop? Wow, you really flexed those niche muscles, didn't you? I’m half-expecting your listening history to end with a playlist featuring sounds recorded from a washing machine while a cat meows in the background. I see you’ve made Ken Carson your personal soundtrack, because nothing screams “I’m having a midlife crisis at 22” quite like obsessing over an artist named after a plastic doll. And look, Drake? Classic choice! Nothing like listening to an emotionally vulnerable man croon about his complicated relationship with fame while you sit there contemplating the existential ramifications of ordering takeout for dinner yet again. “Girls Love Lies” might as well be your anthem because, trust me, that playlist is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. You’re the type who brags about being “woke” while your music tastes sound like someone trying to impress a group of friends with a “so bad it's good” approach. Your most played songs? A proud collection of what I can only assume are mood rings for emotional 12-year-olds navigating the choppy waters of puberty. “Hell Yeah” is a generous sentiment for someone whose biggest risk this week was deciding to try a new flavor of Doritos. And “delusional”? That’s just a fitting descriptor of your playlist. You know what, Luca, I hope you at least got a cool Spotify Wrapped. Just don't be alarmed when it comes with a disclaimer that reads: “For entertainment purposes only.”

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