Roasted 1 year ago based on Tj's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, "Rage Rap," huh, TJ? Did you think that declaring your love for it would distract from the fact that your music taste looks like a black hole of basic? I'm convinced you only listen to Playboi Carti because you can’t handle an actual adult conversation, so you’ve settled for the intellectual profundity of “Choppa Won't Miss.” Honestly, your Spotify is like a teenage angst diary—that somehow manages to play more like a TikTok dance compilation than a carefully curated playlist. I can smell the mood swings and self-destructive tendencies wafting through your headphones. With your top artists reading like a who’s who of rap’s most scene-shifting influencers, I'm just wondering how you even manage to pronounce 'Freddie Dredd' without choking on the irony. I mean, you rank Deftones alongside Lil Uzi Vert like they’re on the same level, but let’s be real: the only thing you’ll be burning in that sonic bonfire of genres is your own credibility. Your taste in music might be as diverse as a hipster coffee shop menu, but it reads more like someone just swung a shovel through the clearance bin at a Hot Topic. Let’s not even get started on the fact that the majority of your most-played songs are all from Playboi Carti, as if you’re trying to convince yourself that listening to the same artist on repeat qualifies as a "favorite genre." It’s clear that “variety” skipped over your playlists like an ex avoiding your calls. You've practically gifted that man a golden throne in your life. Do you ever see the sun? Or is it just you and the “R.I.P.” hook drowning in a monochrome abyss of underground vibes? Either way, congratulations, TJ; you’ve officially become the poster child for “too much of a good thing leads to bad taste.”

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists