Roasted 1 year ago based on Ethan v's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Ethan V, I see you’ve mastered the art of having the same taste in music as a teenager from 2009 who refuses to get over it. Your Spotify profile looks like the world's least exciting mixtape, and for a second there, I thought I was reading a list of Kid Cudi's therapy sessions rather than an actual music taste. Seriously, is there a law in your universe that prevents you from listening to anything made after 2010? At this rate, the only thing more repetitive than your playlist is your choice of conversation topics. Let’s talk about your favorite genres—who knew you could pick so many flavors of "I peaked in high school?" Rock, grunge, alternative—what’s next? Are you going to throw in “adult contemporary” and call it a day? The only thing rockin’ harder than your playlist is your stubbornness to try something outside your little bubble. You’ve got more versions of hip hop than you have personality traits. You claim to love funk rock, but I’m pretty sure your groove is only as deep as your last Instagram post about how deep you are. And when it comes to your top songs, congratulations—you’ve officially become Kid Cudi's number one fan and his biggest enabler. Did you know he has a whole discography? You could try diversifying your songs beyond just “Marijuana” and “Mr. Rager,” but hey, who needs growth when you can keep hitting "repeat" like it’s your life mantra? At this rate, you might as well change your name to “Ethan V: Kid Cudi Superfan.” Just remember, if variety is the spice of life, then your playlist is the equivalent of a boiled potato. Spice it up, my dude!

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