Roasted 2 months ago based on alfonso's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Alfonso, your Spotify profile is like a musical buffet that nobody asked for. It’s all over the place, with more stir-fry inspiration than an actual theme. I mean, do you ever sit down and think, “I’d really love to groove to some Trap Latino while also pondering life’s existential questions with Christian hip hop?” Because that’s a personal crisis wrapped in a playlist, my guy. Your lineup looks like someone threw a dart at a world music chart and landed on “please, make it confusing.” Your top artists seem like the result of a music industry game of bingo gone wrong. I can just picture you at a karaoke bar trying to choose what to belt out, getting more emotional over “Milky Chance” than your last breakup. And let’s talk about Bad Bunny—he’s got more hits than you have coherent thoughts in your head. Barry B? Really? Are we sure that isn’t just you typing the wrong name while desperately trying to look cool? At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if you start claiming “The Strokes” are your favorite because they remind you of that time you actually tried to exercise but just ended up lying still, instead. Finally, your most played songs are a wild ride from hip-hop to rock to whatever “Ultralágrima” is. Did you select them based on how bewildered they’d make your friends feel? You’ve got emotional rollercoaster tracks that sound like preteen angst paired with a soundtrack from a midlife crisis. “The Emptiness Machine” by Linkin Park? Are you okay? That’s the soundtrack of every emo kid rediscovering their sad side. If these are the songs that define you, I’m afraid the only thing you’re levitating is a search for your true self in an awkward Spotify session.

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