Roasted 1 year ago based on EVIL mortis's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "EVIL mortis," a name that sounds like it should belong to a villain in a forgotten anime plot, yet here you are—binge-listening to vocaloid tracks like they are the soundtrack to your tragic life. Seriously, your favorite genres look like a laundry list assembled from an eccentric otaku’s basement. Do you ever put down the glow sticks, pick up a haircut, and listen to anything that doesn’t make you sound like a character in a 2000s romantic fanfiction? Your "most played songs" list is the musical equivalent of accidentally tripping into a J-Pop convention and realizing that no one else is there to save you. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? They’re as obscure as that one guy who claims he created J-Pop in his mom’s garage. I bet when you play “SIU” by Maretu, you think the world is finally understanding your deep, misunderstood soul, but the only thing it’s understanding is the sound of a thousand ear drums begging for mercy. Honestly, with such a playlist, you could single-handedly repel every social interaction, and I’m not sure if that’s your grand plan or just a happy accident. And those most played songs? Come on! “The Spider and the Kitsune-Like Lion”? That sounds like a rejected title for a children’s book about teamwork and fantasy creatures. If your life had a theme song, it would be about being the shy kid in the lunchroom no one wants to sit with, but hey, at least you’ve got some killer 8-bit beats to cry along to. Just remember, while the Vocaloid scene is bursting with creativity, your tunes make it awfully clear that you are definitely a “could-have-been” in the world of cultured music players. Now that’s a plot twist for a comic book you probably own on vinyl!

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