Roasted 2 years ago based on UntreatedCrow's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, UntreatedCrow, or as I like to call you, the sad soundtrack to my middle school emo phase that somehow got stuck in a Spotify algorithm feedback loop. Your profile reads like a therapy session gone horribly wrong—“POV: Indie” should come with a prescription for anti-depressants! You clearly can't decide if you want to be sulky in a coffee shop or bouncy in a basement, and frankly, it's about as confusing as your taste in genres. You’ve got more sub-genres than actual personality traits; maybe it’s time to treat yourself to a little self-discovery instead of DIY band camp. Your top artists selection is like the weird kid at school who only collects Pokemon cards no one else wants. Sure, everyone loves Paramore, but you've paired them with a lineup that screams, "Please, I need validation!" Mitski? Sweetheart, your playlist feels like a compete mood board for “I send sad DMs on Twitter.” And I applaud your commitment to local acts; you’ve made it painfully clear that you’re the friend who rides around at open mic nights just waiting for that one moment to show you can recite “Punk Goes Pop” from memory. Then there’s your most played songs—now THAT’s a collection worthy of a comedy marathon! “Sea Shanty 2” stands out like a sore thumb in an otherwise self-pitying playlist. I guess you're just trying to channel your inner pirate while still crying in your room. And “Everyday is the Best Day of My Life” has to be the most ironic title ever from someone who has clearly never seen the sun—a total banger to lie on the floor to while contemplating whether humanity would notice if you just vanished. Keep it up, though! At this point, it’s like you’ve mistaken Spotify for your personal therapy app, and it’s only half-tempting me to hit the “block” button for my own sanity.

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