Roasted 2 years ago based on Munchkinmas23's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s Munchkinmas23, here to remind us that musical taste can be as fragmented as a shattered mirror. With a playlist that looks like a manic episode of a hipster trying to catch ‘em all, you span the genres like a child brushing their fingers across a goddamn candy store. "Alt Z"? Please tell me that’s not an exclusive club where everyone wears ironic T-shirts and argues about the merits of Cabbage Patch Kids in 2023! And let’s not get started on your "Pixie" genre—sounds less like music and more like you’ve just wandered into someone’s cringey fairy cosplay Instagram. Your top artists read like a desperate Tinder bio for someone with an unhealed ex-induced trauma. Stray Kids and Maggie Lindemann? Do you even know what the word “diversity” means? Or does that just refer to the ten different hairstyles you’ve tried over the past year while attempting to look like a K-Pop star? Icon for Hire? More like Icon for Your Inability to Hire a Decent Playlist Curator. Let's face it; there’s more personality in a soggy cereal box than your current rotation of artists. And as for your most played songs—if I tried to guess what they sound like, I’d assume they’re either a boy band sobbing about their feelings or some post-apocalyptic R&B that sounds like a microwave dying. Seriously, "Deep end (Felix)" by Stray Kids? Is this music or a tutorial on how to swim while crying? I’m not saying your taste is bad, but I’d rather listen to a blender full of rocks than endure this playlist again. Summon the strength to make some real choices for once!
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